We're All Full of Lies...

BELIEVE IN INSPIRATION

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Me:
Oh, I'm such a good child. I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't do drugs. I don't sneak out to go partying. My grades are quite good. When i compare myself to those in my class..wow, I'm almost a role model. My parents must be so proud of me!
Mum:
WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!

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Gay Guys:
All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys:
All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians:
All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls:
All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys:
All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls:
All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals:
All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals:
The Internet is really really great.